After joking about it with my kids every time the eHarmony commercial came on, I finally decided to try the service and see what happened. Well, it wasn't good. I spent the time to fill out all their questionnaires only to be given the message they couldn't help me. They have no matches in their database.
What's up with that?
I wasn't given a single clue as to why I was unable to be matched in their database. I have a friend that was matched in their database quite some time ago. I'm not that unusual am I?
Of course, it could be the fact that I'm honest to a fault and admitted I am still married legally, but separated. It could be the fact I have been married six times. However, they never asked for any further background or information. They never asked me WHY I was still married or WHY I had gotten divorced or even for how long.
Perhaps, with the proper information, they would have realized that I could be their favorite poster child. Find ME a good match and you have it made in the shade! After all, had I started with eHarmony, perhaps I wouldn't have such a great record. I should have returned to the traditions of my forefathers and waited for an arranged marriage. My friends are now lined up and anyone that will get to me has to run the gamut. I have the feeling the challenge there is enough to keep me single for the rest of my life!
Okay, so maybe - just maybe - eHarmony is right!
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Okay - this is so funny! Trust me! You don't want to do the internet thing. BAD KARMA!!!! Hang tough girlfriend - we single gals gotta stick together! (bad track records and all!)
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